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He, Too, Shall Pass

attempting to hold complexity for once in my life

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Jun 02, 2026
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As was predicted, I f*cked a man and he hurt my feelings. Each passing day that I do not hear from him annihilates my ego. It makes me want to slip into a coma and not wake up until he texts me. Also, if he doesn’t view my Instagram story before it expires in one hour, I fear I will plunge a sharp object into my chest.

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